Bedside View

Bedside View
1,881 Pages to go!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

News of the Day


I remember stepping into my car on September 11, 2001, blissfully unaware that terrorism had descended on everyone’s world in the most tragic circumstances. Why? Because I hadn’t read the paper, turned on the radio or computer, or for that matter spoken to someone who had.

Ignorance is bliss. Our day begins and ends with news. It can be political, horrific, uplifting or just plain weird.  It’s constantly happening and unless we are tuned in we are indifferent.

I turned on the computer this morning and in a one minute scan of Nine MSN, I had read about acid attacks, a mum cheering her five year old son to drink liquor shots, and a grandma delighted by the birth of her 10 year old grand daughter’s baby to a thirteen year old boy. Now that’s life changing stuff.

The Herald-Sun targeted greedy banks and Brendon Fevola revving up. The Age went international on its cover page and discussed the rising ‘Tea Party’ republican star in the USA. It also had a dig at the Big Four* banks.

But news doesn’t have to be from a major medium or the social networking sites, it can come from the mouths of our children, our partners and ourselves.

My headlines of the day would have read:

Mum Bows to Pressure to Cook a Dog Bowl Birthday Cake

Child Refuses to Brush Hair Again

Dad Cuts Out Record Number of Dog Paws

Boy Bats in First Cricket Training Session

Mum and Daughter Costume Makers - Furever Friends

Synthetic Dog Fur Blankets Master Bedroom

Lawns Looking Schmicko for Arrival of 20 Children

Mum Types up Kinder Correspondence 10 Minutes before Meeting

Rissoles on the Menu – Master Chef Disgusted

Sleep Deprived Mum Bags Her Last Bones

If you have no idea what I am talking about, you’ll have to read tomorrow’s blog and all will become apparent.

Stop Press.


* Big Four banks - ANZ, Commonwealth, Westpac and NAB - have the monopoly in the mortgage lending market.

No comments:

Post a Comment